Constitution and Rules of the Blew Regiment

of the Cittie of London Trayned Bandes

Constitution

Part I

How decisions are made

ONE MAN ONE VOTE

and the commanding officer is the man / woman

Part II

How decisions are implemented

JUST F***ING DO IT !

Rules

Rule One

No, No, No, No, No

Rule Two

It's all Henry's fault

Rule Three

Don't go to the dark place

• Clause (a) - put the conversation down and step away
• Clause (b) - pull the pin and throw it as far as you can

Rule Five

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good rumour

Rule Six

There is no rule 4

Rule Seven

When in doubt, use rule 10

Rule Eight

Musters are for beer sex beer

Rule Nine

That's just the way it is - huh!

Rule Ten

Run Away! Run Away! (Well, amble in the opposite direction whilst maintaining a sense of urgency)