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Constitution and Rules of the Blew Regiment of the Cittie of London Trayned Bandes

 

Constitution
 

Part I: How decisions are made

ONE MAN ONE VOTE

and the commanding officer is the man / woman

 

Part II: How decisions are implemented

JUST F***ING DO IT !

 

 

Rules

 

Rule One

No, No, No, No, No

 

Rule Two

It's all Henry's fault

 

Rule Three

Don't go to the dark place

  • Clause (a) - put the conversation down and step away

  • Clause (b) - pull the pin and throw it as far as you can

 

Rule Five

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good rumour

 

Rule Six

There is no rule 4

 

Rule Seven

When in doubt, use rule 10

 

Rule Eight

Musters are for beer sex beer

 

Rule Nine

That's just the way it is - huh!

 

Rule Ten

Run Away! Run Away! (Well, amble in the opposite direction whilst maintaining a sense of urgency)